bitrates:

Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name

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I finally learned to walk in heels and I get to see a ballet con mi hermana. Today’s a good day😊👠👯 (at Bass Performance Hall)

overratedsuicide:

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN

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when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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