I think once you go from dreaming of a huge luxurious house to being completely happy in a tiny little shack as long as you’re with your significant other, that’s when you’ve found love
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.